Hi! This is --. Well, call me Isabel.
Did you find this blog from reading the short story Moby Squirrel? If so, you are ESPECIALLY welcome here!!!! (If not, this would be a good time to read it so you know that this blog is meant as a joke.) I'm just brimming with great parenting advice from raising my own precocious little darlings. Be sure to check out all the photographs of Emma and Michael eating, sleeping, walking, running, standing, jumping, staring, biking, drinking, talking, reading, smiling, thinking, etc. When you are done with those, check out my excellent advice on educational field trips, favorite Mozart symphonies for brain development, and healthy eating.
We live in Morris Mill, New Jersey. It's a tiny, squirrel-infected (and entirely fictitious) town on the Millstone River somewhere near the (real) towns of Kingston and Rocky Hill. If you want to read more about Morris Mill, check out the short story "Morris Mill's Mascot."
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